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Tripping the Cosmos

Created on 2004-03-22 21:31:28 (#2597091), last updated 2006-03-17

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Name:Laediin
Birthdate:08-18
Location:New Haven, Connecticut, United States
Bio
Ryan graduated somewhere in the middle of his high school class of the year 2000 after not trying very hard through his 4 year career as a high school student. He was accepted into the Electrical and Computer Engineering program at the University of Hartford where he quickly discovered his affinity for anything but electrical and computer engineering. He transfered out after a tenure of 3 grueling semesters to Manchester Community College to study Computer Networking. Many people laughed at community college citing such verifiable facts as "only morons go there", "you don't have to do any real work at community college" and "when you graduate you can have a rewarding career as a fry cook." Those people can blow him because he has a degree from there and works as an independent contractor for a networking firm located in Cincinati Ohio.

Following his successful stint at MCC, he transfered into the University of New Haven to study what he is most passionate about, Forensic Science. One day he hopes to work along side such famous scientists as Dr.Henry Lee and Bob O'Brien at the Connecticut State Crime Lab.

Professors Which Have Made a Difference In Ryan's Life. In Chronological Order.

University of Hartford
Dr.Ben Pollak - For making calculus as easy as Pi. That is a math joke for those who will email me saying that i mispelled pie. Best thing learned in Calc1: Differential equation modeled after the core temperature heat loss of a death victim.

Dr.James McDonald- For making Physics 2 seem as easy as making a phone call. Best thing learned in Physics2: Proton Pumps.

Manchester Community College
Peter Pulous-For pushing his students to be the best they can be. Best thing learned in OS: Dining Philosophers.

Russel Sabadosa - For totally not destroying his life when he caught Ryan making one of the biggest mistakes of his life. Best thing learned in Networking: Any story involving Russell, Alcohol, His Harley, and a Friend.

Bill Ballard - For making chemistry fun and interesting. With the right groupings we can have some explosive fun! Best thing learned in Chem1: Flushing Sanitary Inboard.

Bob O'Brien - For cluing Ryan into the wonderful world of Forensics and for providing the necessary information that UNH has a Forensic Science Program. Best thing learned in Forensic Science: People commit crimes for really strange reasons.

University of New Haven
Dr.James Adcock - For his neverending lectures on death. This is the only releif Ryan gets from the long weekends working in the pharmacy. Best things learned in Criminal Investigation - Record for suicide by knife: 11 Stab Wounds. Record for Suicide by Gunshot: 9 Rounds from a 9mm Pistol.

Dr.George Wheeler - Hilarity in the classroom is provided by stories from his professional life. Best thing learned in chem2: You can use primer cord to detonate show off a parking lot, this can be done even while cars are parked in said parking lot.
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